Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Great sport begins at a point where it has ceased to be healthy.
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to race tracks at the age of two, and jockeys before they are old enough to shave.